Oh The Places I've Peed

Thursday, February 16, 2006

IO The Del Close Theatre - N Clark St, Chicago

Chicago must see.

Two Stalls
Cover
Manual
Paper Towel
Tickets required for most shows

Score: 7
- Megan

Saturday, January 28, 2006

O'Brien's Restaurant - N Wells St, Chicago

Waitstaff and host adhere to a strict "no smiling" policy. They give
just enough Irish attitude that it could be mistaken for snobbery. The
ladies room is lovely, but a bit small for such a large drinking
establishment. The plastic rotating seat covers and foaming hand soap
are rare embellishments that might make this an 8, but the management
would do better to spend their time and money on actually making sure
the toilet flushes.

1 stall
Paper towels
Foaming Soap
Automatic rotating plastic covers on seat!
Open access, but expect some attitude.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The Ritz Carlton Chicago Ballroom

Holy Crap, I'm at the Ritz. I was a bit thrown off by the man holding
the door of the cab. Then I took the elevator to the 12th floor and
lied about my name.
Now I'm taking a crap surrounded by marble. Too bad I sold my soul for
a few Cosmopolitains and chocolate covered strawberries. But we'll save
the moral delema for my other blog.

6 stalls
Cloth towels
Covers available but my ass feels cleaner for having sat here.
Open access w a little savvy

Score:9

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Pressure Billiards and Coffehouse, Chicago IL

6318 N Clark St
Wasn't sure if the coffee house was connected or not b/c the sign is in
front of the room with the pool tables.

This comfy little coffee bar near the Rogers Park neighborhood is spunky
and fun.

The bathrooms are pretty nice, with a single room bathroom just for the
ladies as well as a VIP restroom for the disabled. I see no problem
with walking right in, but you do have to go past the counter to get
there.

Open Access
2 single rooms
Cover
Air Dryer
Score: 6

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Mc Donalds Rest Area - Ohio Tpk Westbound

Termite says doable (B-), relatively clean with seatcover. She wanted
to pistolwhip the little brat who kept saying "I didn't know how to
flush the toilet!" repeatedly. It was a bit confusing as to whether it
was an auto flush or push button. It was indeed a push button on the
wall.
Push button sinks don't give you enough time to rinse your hands. Large
women in plastic curlers add to the ambiance.

Open Access
At least a dozen Stalls
Manual
Towels and Dryers
Cover
Score: 6

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Bacci Pizza - Addison St, Chicago

$4 will get you a jumbo slice and all you can drink fountain soda.
Considering that Baccus is the greek god of drinking and debauchery its
a great place to go after an evening of drinkin Wrigleyville style.
Restrooms aren't much to speak of.

Single room
Hover
Manual
Empty towl dispenser
Open access

Score: 3

Berlin - Belmont St, Chicago

Berlin is open late. Or do I mean early? Situated on the edge of the
Gayborhood this place attracts folks of all orientations as long as you
can dance. When looking for the bathroom you might first find the large
doorless mensroom. But do not fear, head to the far right corner and
there will be a couple single rooms for the ladies.

A few Single rooms
Cover
Manual
Dryer
Cover Charge

Score: 6

Monday, July 11, 2005

Coin Laundry - North Broadway Chicago

Dollar to wash, dollar to dry, pretty good deal. If you feel the call
of nature between sorting your colors there is a secret wooden panel in
the rear of the laundromat to the left of the office that is a step up
from a portapotty. It is clean but there is no sink and what appears to
be exposed wires draped from the ceiling.

Single room
Hover
Manual
Nothing to dry-no sink
Hidden in back with no signage

Score: 3