Oh The Places I've Peed: January 2006

Saturday, January 28, 2006

O'Brien's Restaurant - N Wells St, Chicago

Waitstaff and host adhere to a strict "no smiling" policy. They give
just enough Irish attitude that it could be mistaken for snobbery. The
ladies room is lovely, but a bit small for such a large drinking
establishment. The plastic rotating seat covers and foaming hand soap
are rare embellishments that might make this an 8, but the management
would do better to spend their time and money on actually making sure
the toilet flushes.

1 stall
Paper towels
Foaming Soap
Automatic rotating plastic covers on seat!
Open access, but expect some attitude.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The Ritz Carlton Chicago Ballroom

Holy Crap, I'm at the Ritz. I was a bit thrown off by the man holding
the door of the cab. Then I took the elevator to the 12th floor and
lied about my name.
Now I'm taking a crap surrounded by marble. Too bad I sold my soul for
a few Cosmopolitains and chocolate covered strawberries. But we'll save
the moral delema for my other blog.

6 stalls
Cloth towels
Covers available but my ass feels cleaner for having sat here.
Open access w a little savvy

Score:9